0 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:07,777 SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/ 1 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,055 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:11,124 --> 00:00:12,779 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,848 --> 00:00:14,468 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:14,537 --> 00:00:16,020 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:01:05,641 --> 00:01:08,227 There it is-- Grandma's house. 6 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:10,606 What wonders await me today? 7 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:12,089 Fresh-baked cookies? 8 00:01:12,158 --> 00:01:13,641 Story time? 9 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:16,158 A sweater with love in every stitch? 10 00:01:16,227 --> 00:01:18,089 Aw, what am I waiting for? 11 00:01:18,158 --> 00:01:20,020 Grandma, Grandma, Grandma! 12 00:01:20,089 --> 00:01:22,675 Spongebob! 13 00:01:22,744 --> 00:01:23,951 Hi, Grandma! 14 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:27,124 Come in and sit for a while. 15 00:01:27,193 --> 00:01:29,848 Have a cookie, Spongebob. 16 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:33,710 Grandma, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea. 17 00:01:34,951 --> 00:01:37,365 Oh, yeah... 18 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:44,641 Grandma's cookies... 19 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:47,193 Now, who wants to lick the spoon? 20 00:01:47,262 --> 00:01:49,744 Oh! Me, me, me! 21 00:01:49,813 --> 00:01:52,848 ...And then we drove all the way home 22 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:56,848 with all the windows down in the freezing cold. 23 00:01:56,917 --> 00:02:00,055 Tell me another story about when I was a baby. 24 00:02:02,813 --> 00:02:04,089 3:00?! 25 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,813 I'm going to be late for work! 26 00:02:05,882 --> 00:02:07,606 Hop in my car. I'll drop you off. 27 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:10,917 Thanks, Grandma! 28 00:02:10,986 --> 00:02:13,882 Spongebob... you forgot your kissy-kissy! 29 00:02:13,951 --> 00:02:15,848 I sure did. 30 00:02:18,813 --> 00:02:20,503 Bye, Grandma! Thanks for the ride! 31 00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:21,848 Thank you, Squidward. 32 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,537 Oh, brother... 33 00:02:27,331 --> 00:02:28,951 Isn't this great? 34 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:30,882 Everybody's in a good mood today. 35 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,262 I love bursting your bubble, Spongebob. 36 00:02:34,331 --> 00:02:37,986 They're laughing atyou, not with you. 37 00:02:38,055 --> 00:02:39,468 Did I do something funny? 38 00:02:39,537 --> 00:02:41,572 Your forehead. 39 00:02:41,641 --> 00:02:43,089 My forehead is funny? 40 00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:45,193 Hey, grandma's boy! 41 00:02:45,262 --> 00:02:47,227 Kissy-kissy-kissy! 42 00:02:49,434 --> 00:02:52,606 No! You're wrong! 43 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:54,227 There... there's nothing wrong 44 00:02:54,296 --> 00:02:56,331 with getting kisses from your grandma! 45 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:01,882 No... especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers! 46 00:03:03,779 --> 00:03:06,193 And, and sucks his thumb 47 00:03:06,262 --> 00:03:08,089 and plays with dolls 48 00:03:08,158 --> 00:03:11,503 and, um, wears pajamas with feet in them 49 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:15,710 and carries his, um, uh, binky around, and, uh... 50 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,813 All right already! 51 00:03:17,882 --> 00:03:19,400 Cheer up, Spongebob. 52 00:03:19,468 --> 00:03:21,951 I know someone who still likes you. 53 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,848 Really? You do, Squidward? 54 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,848 Yeah... your grandma! 55 00:03:43,951 --> 00:03:46,779 Stop it...! 56 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:50,848 I have been publicly humiliated for the last time! 57 00:03:53,503 --> 00:03:56,710 I'm sorry that happened to you, Spongebob. 58 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,193 Me, too. 59 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:00,227 You're the most adult person I know. 60 00:04:00,296 --> 00:04:01,400 Thanks, Patrick. 61 00:04:01,468 --> 00:04:03,158 You know how grandmas are. 62 00:04:03,227 --> 00:04:04,675 They love babies. 63 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,468 You just can't act like a baby around her. 64 00:04:07,537 --> 00:04:08,779 You're right, Patrick. 65 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,917 Have I ever not been right? 66 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:16,606 You're a man now, Spongebob 67 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:19,262 and it's time you started acting like one. 68 00:04:19,331 --> 00:04:20,848 Yeah! 69 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:25,089 Oh... but I'm not sure I know how. 70 00:04:25,158 --> 00:04:27,675 Allow me to demonstrate. 71 00:04:27,744 --> 00:04:30,744 First, puff out your chest. 72 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,503 Now say "tax exemption." 73 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,020 Tax exemption! 74 00:04:34,089 --> 00:04:37,813 Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz. 75 00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:43,848 Okay, Spongebob, you're ready! 76 00:04:45,468 --> 00:04:46,710 This is it. 77 00:04:46,779 --> 00:04:48,537 What are you going to tell Grandma? 78 00:04:48,606 --> 00:04:49,641 I'm a grownup. 79 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:51,606 No ifs, ands or buts about it. 80 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:53,917 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. 81 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:55,882 And then you get behind her and I'll push. 82 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:57,641 Patrick, we didn't say that. 83 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:58,779 Oh, yeah, right. 84 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:00,089 All we need now 85 00:05:00,158 --> 00:05:02,193 is the icing on the maturity cake. 86 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:04,779 I've been growing these babies for years. 87 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,537 Sideburns... 88 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:14,020 Oh, hello, Spongebob. 89 00:05:14,089 --> 00:05:16,572 What a nice surprise. 90 00:05:16,641 --> 00:05:20,055 Come here, give your granny her kissy-kissy. 91 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:24,400 Mmm... 92 00:05:28,193 --> 00:05:30,572 Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop. 93 00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:32,744 Tell her like it is, Spongebob. 94 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:35,193 No more baby stuff. 95 00:05:35,262 --> 00:05:36,813 He is right, Grandmother. 96 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,951 Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer. 97 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,020 I have grown up. 98 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,296 It is nature's way. 99 00:05:41,365 --> 00:05:46,193 Oh... you are absolutely right. 100 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,262 I am? 101 00:05:47,331 --> 00:05:49,158 I mean, of course I am. 102 00:05:49,227 --> 00:05:53,055 You will definitely not be treated like a baby 103 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:55,296 around here ever again. 104 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:57,882 I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother. 105 00:05:57,951 --> 00:06:00,055 Well, I'm glad that's settled. 106 00:06:00,124 --> 00:06:01,641 But what am I going to do 107 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:03,779 with all these fresh-baked cookies? 108 00:06:03,848 --> 00:06:05,468 Sorry, Grandmother. 109 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:08,193 We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets. 110 00:06:08,262 --> 00:06:09,193 Right, Pat... 111 00:06:09,262 --> 00:06:10,710 rick? 112 00:06:10,779 --> 00:06:12,400 Keep 'em coming, Granny! 113 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,537 So much for no more baby stuff. 114 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:20,744 And don't forget the cookie-eating hat! 115 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:24,124 Hey! 116 00:06:24,193 --> 00:06:26,468 That's my cookie-eating hat! 117 00:06:26,537 --> 00:06:29,227 Uh... I mean, it was when I was a baby! 118 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:30,158 Grr... 119 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:34,089 Well, look who's here. 120 00:06:34,158 --> 00:06:36,675 It's my big old adult grandson. 121 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:40,055 Grandmother, I need to have a mature conversation 122 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:41,468 with Mr. Patrick. 123 00:06:41,537 --> 00:06:44,193 Patrick! What are you doing?! 124 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:46,193 Cookies! Warm milk! 125 00:06:46,262 --> 00:06:47,675 A bib! 126 00:06:47,744 --> 00:06:49,710 Is that a kissy mark on your forehead? 127 00:06:49,779 --> 00:06:51,331 We are supposed to be adults! 128 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,641 Uh-uh-uh. 129 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,262 No roughhousing with a full tummy. 130 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,882 Who's the baby? 131 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,572 I'm the baby, I'm the baby, I'm the baby! 132 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,882 Being grownup is boring! 133 00:07:04,951 --> 00:07:06,813 I love being a baby. 134 00:07:06,882 --> 00:07:09,296 Besides, I don't get jazz. 135 00:07:09,365 --> 00:07:10,710 Oh, poor Patrick. 136 00:07:10,779 --> 00:07:12,986 I almost feel sorry for you. 137 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:17,744 Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days. 138 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,917 Never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup. 139 00:07:20,986 --> 00:07:23,331 Here's a fresh batch of cookies. 140 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,675 All right! 141 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,813 Rewards, huh? 142 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,158 Well, yeah, there's... 143 00:07:31,848 --> 00:07:33,951 Let's see, we, uh... 144 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,089 we went over the jazz. 145 00:07:40,537 --> 00:07:43,020 Oh, Grandma, I'm full. 146 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:44,503 More cookies. 147 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,124 It appears to be my lunch hour. 148 00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:58,675 Grownups have to eat, too. 149 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,641 I guess this will have to do. 150 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,020 Oh, you don't want this baby food. 151 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:06,537 How about a big piece of steamed coral? 152 00:08:06,606 --> 00:08:09,055 Oh, yeah, uh... great. 153 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,296 Nutritious! 154 00:08:12,365 --> 00:08:14,227 Story time! 155 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:17,710 Oh, boy! Story time, story time, story time! 156 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:19,675 Story time? 157 00:08:19,744 --> 00:08:21,365 You'll enjoy this, Patrick. 158 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,089 It's a wonderful story about a magical sea leprechaun. 159 00:08:25,158 --> 00:08:29,296 Oh, Spongebob, you wouldn't be interested in this babybook. 160 00:08:29,365 --> 00:08:33,331 Here's the technical manual on Routine Active Maintenance. 161 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,710 Oh, uh, great. 162 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:36,537 Yeah... fascinating. 163 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:39,606 No pictures, just the way I like it. 164 00:08:42,262 --> 00:08:45,296 Ohh! My wittle finger! 165 00:08:45,365 --> 00:08:47,917 Hold still, hold still. 166 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:51,193 All better? 167 00:08:51,262 --> 00:08:52,675 Sorta... 168 00:08:52,744 --> 00:08:54,917 This finger hurts a little bit, too. 169 00:08:56,848 --> 00:08:59,400 How about I give you a present? 170 00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:02,020 Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies! 171 00:09:03,158 --> 00:09:04,572 All right! 172 00:09:04,641 --> 00:09:05,744 Another hat! 173 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,503 No, Patrick, it's a sweater. 174 00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:09,986 Huh? 175 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,468 With love in every stitch. 176 00:09:12,537 --> 00:09:13,537 No... 177 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:19,882 Don't I get a present, Grandma? 178 00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:23,193 Oh, I almost forgot. 179 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,124 Here's some office supplies. 180 00:09:25,193 --> 00:09:26,744 I didn't wrap them. 181 00:09:26,813 --> 00:09:28,468 I knew you wouldn't mind. 182 00:09:30,882 --> 00:09:32,710 Uh-oh, 3:00. 183 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,848 Time for adults to go to work. 184 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,848 Bye-bye, Spongebob. 185 00:09:36,917 --> 00:09:40,503 I'll bet you would fancy a nap, huh, Patrick? 186 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:45,124 You're still here, Spongebob? 187 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:47,400 Uh... I don't have to leave yet. 188 00:09:47,468 --> 00:09:49,434 I... can be late for work. 189 00:09:49,503 --> 00:09:53,089 No, no, no. That wouldn't be the adult thing to do. 190 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:56,606 All right, uh, I guess I'll be going. 191 00:09:56,675 --> 00:10:00,020 I've, uh, got a lot of adult-type business 192 00:10:00,089 --> 00:10:01,710 to take care of, so, uh... 193 00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:03,089 I'll see you later. 194 00:10:03,158 --> 00:10:05,365 Okay. Thanks for stopping by, Spongebob. 195 00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:07,400 Yup, that is it. 196 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:08,710 Here I go. 197 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:10,813 Come again if you get the chance. 198 00:10:10,882 --> 00:10:13,537 Out into the cold, grownup world... 199 00:10:13,606 --> 00:10:15,744 alone... without a sweater. 200 00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:17,813 Toodle-oo. 201 00:10:17,882 --> 00:10:19,606 I don't know when I'll be back. 202 00:10:19,675 --> 00:10:21,468 I know how busy you are. 203 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,331 So, uh... that's it. 204 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,744 Shh... he's asleep. 205 00:10:26,813 --> 00:10:31,951 So... long... 206 00:10:35,813 --> 00:10:37,262 I don't want to grow up! 207 00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:38,813 I want cookies! 208 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:40,779 And milky! 209 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,951 I want a sweater with love in the stitches! 210 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:46,158 I want to wear didies! 211 00:10:46,227 --> 00:10:48,365 I want to ride in my wagon! 212 00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:52,193 I want to cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! 213 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:56,675 I want to rocky-rock on my seahorsey! 214 00:10:56,744 --> 00:10:59,986 And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo! 215 00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:32,262 Take it easy, Spongebob! 216 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:33,675 Spongebob... 217 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:35,641 Spongebob! 218 00:11:41,572 --> 00:11:43,744 You don't have to be a baby 219 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,813 to get Old Grandma's love. 220 00:11:46,848 --> 00:11:47,779 I don't? 221 00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:49,537 Of course not. 222 00:11:49,606 --> 00:11:51,813 No matter how grownup you get 223 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:54,813 you will always be my Little Baby Boo. 224 00:11:56,848 --> 00:11:59,193 And remember, you can kiss your Grandma 225 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,744 and still be an adult. 226 00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:02,951 Here you go. 227 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,503 Thanks, Grandma. 228 00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:12,606 Uh, Grandma, could you not mention this 229 00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:14,537 to the guys down at The Krusty Krab? 230 00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:16,813 No problem. 231 00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:45,193 Patrick, look, I got my... 232 00:12:49,744 --> 00:12:51,124 I'm sorry, Patrick. 233 00:12:51,193 --> 00:12:52,503 It's just, for a second I thought... 234 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,503 Hey, you got the same reef-blower as me! 235 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,813 Tag, you're it! 236 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,400 Patrick... 237 00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:17,400 you made my house sparkly clean! 238 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:18,917 Sure did! 239 00:13:18,986 --> 00:13:21,331 We haven't improved Squidward's day yet. 240 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,641 Let's do his house! 241 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:27,813 My turn! 242 00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:32,124 What's going on out here?! 243 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:34,262 We're playing with our new reef-blowers. 244 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:36,365 Playing with a reef-blower? 245 00:13:36,434 --> 00:13:39,882 That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of! 246 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:41,262 But it's fun! 247 00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:43,227 Fun? How could playing 248 00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:47,848 with one of those oversized hair dryers possibly be fun? 249 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,331 Like this. 250 00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:54,986 Chafed! 251 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:56,503 All right, that's... 252 00:13:58,434 --> 00:13:59,744 Let's do your house, Patrick. 253 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:00,744 Yeah! 254 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:02,986 Huh? 255 00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,917 Squidward, you're steaming! 256 00:14:06,986 --> 00:14:09,710 You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. 257 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,572 Put my windows back! 258 00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,193 No problem, Squidward. 259 00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:14,262 We're on your side. 260 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,675 Any second now... 261 00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,503 Spongebob... 262 00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:28,331 this is the final straw. 263 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,710 I am going to move so far away 264 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:33,641 that I will be able to brag about it. 265 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,606 I would... 266 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,089 I would rather tear out my brain stem 267 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,744 carry it into the middle 268 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:42,020 of the nearest four-way intersection 269 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,641 and skip rope with it 270 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,675 than go on living where I do now. 271 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,813 Hi there. 272 00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:50,606 Is this the final straw? 273 00:14:50,675 --> 00:14:53,572 Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it? 274 00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,710 Would you rather tear out your brain stem 275 00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:58,331 walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way... 276 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,503 Four-way... 277 00:14:59,572 --> 00:15:00,710 Four-wayintersection 278 00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:02,262 and skip rope with it 279 00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,055 than continue living where you do now? 280 00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:05,400 Then move to... 281 00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,055 I hate this channel. 282 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,744 No, no! 283 00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:10,227 ...Tentacle Acres. 284 00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:12,779 Where happiness is just a suction cup away. 285 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:19,675 Hello? 286 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,986 Yes, can I help you? 287 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,675 I'm here about the happiness. 288 00:15:23,744 --> 00:15:24,951 I'll be moving in now. 289 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,917 Are you alone? 290 00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:29,675 No... I mean, yes, there's nobody with me, yes. 291 00:15:29,744 --> 00:15:31,124 Peace and quiet. 292 00:15:31,193 --> 00:15:33,744 Are you now or have you ever been a sponge? 293 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:34,744 No. 294 00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:35,744 What about a... 295 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,158 No, no starfish. 296 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,572 Just a regular, normal, peace-loving... 297 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:57,055 Heaven at last... 298 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,262 Ohh! 299 00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,020 I've seen more alert people 300 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,986 in a retirement home! 301 00:16:02,055 --> 00:16:05,227 Oh, which way to the Living Without a Brain seminar? 302 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:06,537 Don't be late! 303 00:16:06,606 --> 00:16:08,400 I've heard better comebacks 304 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,710 from a turkey sandwich! 305 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:10,848 Get a life! 306 00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:15,951 This place is better than I expected! 307 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:20,675 302... 303... and 304. 308 00:16:20,744 --> 00:16:22,227 Beautiful! 309 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:24,158 And not a pineapple in sight. 310 00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:31,020 Good night, Clary. 311 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,365 Tomorrow we begin life anew. 312 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,227 304 New Life Street, Squidward speaking. 313 00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:45,089 There is no way I am moving back there, Spongebob! 314 00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:47,400 I am finally among my own kind. 315 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,296 Now good-bye! 316 00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:05,020 Ahh... 317 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:08,503 I think I'll take my bike today. 318 00:17:10,882 --> 00:17:12,744 I'm my own man. 319 00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:20,951 Now, these neighbors know how to live. 320 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,537 Intensive...! 321 00:17:26,606 --> 00:17:28,744 Hmm... I bet they won't have... 322 00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,434 Wow! They have it! 323 00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,227 Canned bread! 324 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:35,813 This town is great! 325 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,882 I would really be impressed if it had... 326 00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:42,675 an interpretive dance academy! 327 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,537 Yeah... it's even better in a group! 328 00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,503 This town is perfect! 329 00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:56,055 A clarinet trio?! 330 00:18:07,124 --> 00:18:09,641 Ahh... another great day! 331 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,537 Oh, look. 332 00:18:11,606 --> 00:18:13,572 Everybody's on their bike today. 333 00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:18,365 It just gets better and better. 334 00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:19,434 All together. 335 00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:50,606 I sort of... don't feel like playing my clarinet today. 336 00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,572 Yup, this is great. 337 00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:01,744 They might as well rename this town Squidward's Paradise. 338 00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:04,917 Or perhaps... Too Much Paradise. 339 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:07,951 Spongebob? 340 00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:21,158 Feh... 341 00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:32,296 Oops. 342 00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:38,848 Ohh! 343 00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:47,262 Leaves. 344 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:50,468 Just getting the leaves. 345 00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:09,296 Oof! 346 00:20:12,365 --> 00:20:16,331 Could you pipe down over there, Iron Lung? 347 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:27,055 Looks like when it comes to having fun 348 00:20:27,124 --> 00:20:29,606 you don't have a leg to stand on. 349 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,227 Hey, that's not funny! 350 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:37,537 Yeah! 351 00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:38,951 What's going on over here? 352 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,434 It's that guy. 353 00:20:40,503 --> 00:20:43,262 He's playing with a reef-blower. 354 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:46,262 Playing? With a reef-blower? 355 00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:49,848 That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of. 356 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,675 But it's fun. 357 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,917 How could you possibly have fun 358 00:20:55,986 --> 00:20:58,744 with one of those oversized hair dryers? 359 00:20:58,813 --> 00:20:59,917 Like this! 360 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:06,882 Ahh! Give it back! Please! 361 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:14,572 Tag, you're it! 362 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,572 Whoa...! 363 00:21:17,641 --> 00:21:20,744 What can I get you boys? 364 00:21:29,606 --> 00:21:31,400 What are you looking at? 365 00:21:31,468 --> 00:21:32,779 Those. 366 00:21:32,848 --> 00:21:34,606 Here it is, Patrick. 367 00:21:34,675 --> 00:21:37,779 Now we've just got to convince Squidward to come back home. 368 00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,055 You got our apology cake? 369 00:21:43,641 --> 00:21:45,400 We're ready! 370 00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:46,917 Yay! 371 00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:49,365 Hello, can I help you? 372 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,917 Can I get a large number one, extra size? 373 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:55,882 But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins. 374 00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:58,089 I love... fried oyster skins. 375 00:21:58,158 --> 00:22:01,744 We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. 376 00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:03,331 He's not leaving, Orville. 377 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,055 You got your nightstick ready? 378 00:22:06,296 --> 00:22:08,986 Fried oyster skins?! Oh... 379 00:22:11,572 --> 00:22:13,227 I guess we got to order inside. 380 00:22:22,537 --> 00:22:24,365 Hey! That looked like Squidward! 381 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,193 That looked like Squidward also 382 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,227 in angry mob form. 383 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:33,503 Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles! 384 00:22:33,572 --> 00:22:35,882 Stay back! I got gardening tools! 385 00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:38,124 Here, just read this! 386 00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:40,193 What is it? 387 00:22:40,262 --> 00:22:43,951 A well thought-out and organized list of complaints. 388 00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:48,503 Patrick, look, it's Squidward! 389 00:22:48,572 --> 00:22:51,537 Squidward! We finally found you! 390 00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:53,227 Get off me! 391 00:22:53,296 --> 00:22:54,951 I'm not Squidward. 392 00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:58,193 Are you Squidward now? 393 00:22:58,262 --> 00:22:59,365 Grievances?! 394 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:00,744 This town is a grievance! 395 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,434 There should be a law 396 00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:05,537 against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! 397 00:23:05,606 --> 00:23:08,503 This city needs to be destroyed! 398 00:23:08,572 --> 00:23:11,262 Or at least painted a different color. 399 00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:15,848 F.Y.I., you don't have to live here, you know. 400 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:18,331 Hey, you're right! 401 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,917 And I'm leaving A.S.A.P. 402 00:23:20,986 --> 00:23:22,055 Are you Squidward? 403 00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,089 No. 404 00:23:23,158 --> 00:23:24,227 Are you Squidward? 405 00:23:24,296 --> 00:23:25,227 No. 406 00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:26,468 Are you Squidward? 407 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,227 That's okay, take your time. 408 00:23:29,296 --> 00:23:30,606 Any one of these Squidwards 409 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,331 could be the real Squidward, Patrick. 410 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:36,606 Whoa-ho, freedom! 411 00:23:36,675 --> 00:23:38,331 Whoo-hoo! 412 00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:41,779 Well, we know one thing... 413 00:23:41,848 --> 00:23:43,503 It sure isn't that guy. 414 00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,124 Whoo-hoo-ee!